LABS

MYSTERIOUS LABS,


DEMYSTIFYING THE WEB.

Mysterious Labs was founded in 2008 as a web development company and has since expanded into smartphone programming and game creation.

  • CREATE

    WHAT WE MAKE

    Open-Source CMS deployment and customization, mobile-friendly sites, custom newsletters, smartphone and web enabled apps and games.

  • SERVICES

    WE CAN HELP

    Site hacked? We can fix that. Need an upgrade to or want to start e-commerce on an existing site? We can do that to. We also provide video and audio editing for web deployment.

  • PARTNERS

    OUR TEAM

    Mysterious Labs works in conjunction with Ton-Up Creative and Lo-Fi Consulting. Ton-Up provides remarkable graphic design and Lo-Fi are experts in hardware, network deployment and POS systems.

  • IDEAS

    ANYTHING GOES

    We are always looking for new ways to use the web and associated technologies. Got an idea you need some help developing? Drop us a line.

Wordpress, Joomla, Drupal and other open-source content management systems as well as e-learning platforms such as Moodle. Game and app development. Audio and video editing for web deployment.

About this Blog // Updates on projects, maybe some thoughts.

  • GM TO PRODUCE NEW CAR POWERED BY AFFIRMATIONS

    AUTHOR: // CATEGORY: Tech News

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    Valdiate meGeneral Motors announced today that it has begun production of the Chevy Validate, a new “green” automobile powered by positive thinking.  Plagued by tremendous losses in recent years blamed in part on Toyota’s increasingly popular Prius and spurred on by newcomers such as Tesla Motors, the once-industry-giant has entered the gasoline-free market, releasing a statement proclaiming, “We’re good enough and people still love us.”

    Reported to travel up to 100 kilometers on a single serenity prayer, the Validate my be a real game-changer for the embattled GM.  Equipped with passenger side, driver’s side, front, back, left, right and roof-mounted air bags, the Validate is “Safe; like a warm blanket, like the womb. Safe…so safe…safe…”.  Other features include: a sturdy dreamcatcher in place of a steering wheel, a horn that sounds of  “the cry of the lone wolf; alone, yet respected” and an “inner light” that activates when any of the doors are open. The vehicle is able to go from 0 to 60 KPH “in it’s own time, when it’s ready to blossom”.

    When questioned about the unique power source, a spokesperson for GM responded, “Although I am not at liberty to discuss how the crystals in the Validate’s propulsion system can harness the power of positive thoughts, I will say that affirmation and self-nurturing have proven to be more powerful than anyone before GM has realized. They really work..they do..really they do. Blessings.”

    Although no pictures of the Validate have yet been released, the spokesperson stated, “It doesn’t matter what it looks like, it’s beautiful anyway”.

     

     

  • IT’S ABOUT TIME!

    AUTHOR: // CATEGORY: Uncategorized

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    Finally, after years of working on other sites, mysteriouslabs.com is not just an internet parking space. Tim Snyder of Ton-up Creative has been keeping us both pretty busy. He did, however, find time to create this fantastic logo/business card ->

    We’re hard at work on our first smartphone game, Astro 8 Bit, so stay tuned for updates on that.

     

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New Hamburg, ON

Telephone . // (519) 239-5924